If you can come up with other funny celebrity quotes then feel free to add them in the comments. If life gives you lemons make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
Calvin Coolidge the 30th president of the united states.
Funny quotes celebrities. Theyre both funny and inspirational making us laugh while simultaneously providing insight into the human condition. Im sick of following my dreams man. Life isnt finding shelter in the storm.
Winston Churchill killing it with one of his many funny quotes. Simply because I dont like eating fish. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Joan Rivers Click to tweet When nothing is going right go left. Its about learning to dance in the rain. But thats life just stay strong.
Mar 7 2017 – Explore Christin Rodriguezs board Funny celebrity quotes followed by 246 people on Pinterest. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened but I dont know into what religion yet. What ever you want.
Ive never really wanted to go to Japan. The older you get the better you get unless youre a banana. The quotations below hit all the marks.
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday. Get your facts first then you can distort them as you please. Ridiculous Celebrity Quotes.
Chase famous book writer. Dalai Lama If you think you are too. There are two kinds of people in this world.
The first time I see a jogger smiling Ill consider it. Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. This makes perfect sense.
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If youre gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. 25 Funny Celebrity Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud 1.
Clever clever i like it. The first funny celebrity quotes on the list and its a good one. Top 30 Most Stupid Quotes By Celebrities 1.
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Another clever funny quote from Dorothy. So enjoy these 300 funny quotes sayings and observations and get laughing today. Rose Betty White The Golden Girls.
Arthur Wellesley the 1st duke of ellington. LOL loving it truly. This morning I woke up with a headache.
Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later. One-liners short funny quotes sayings thoughts and captions for your bio social status self-talk motto mantra signs posters wallpapers backgrounds. No matter how talented you are not everybody is going to like you.
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